This is why your cat hates you. Okay, yes, he looks fraking adorable, but just look at his face. Look at it. *smiles* Um, look at it. He HATES it. *gumphpfft!* He really hates it. *giggle* Okay, it’s funny. But, please, take it off. Take it off before he kills you.
When the revolution comes, you will be the first against the wall. Merry Christmas. Love, the Cat